The candy machine

The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....

"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"

by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024

Meme Machine

Smg4

Mom: STOP WATCHING YOUTUBE AND STUDY GOD
Me: IM WATCHING THE MEME MACHINE MOM ITS AN ADDICTION KAREN

by Epic Gamer Totally October 7, 2019

Coffee machine

To perform the coffee machine one must ejactulate into the vagina and The anus, trying not waste any sex mayo in the transition. When that is complete the woman must squat where she pleases and let both sources of baby gravy ooze out of both holes just like the milk and coffee from
a coffee machine hence the name.

The human coffee machine

Mate #1 - Ay lad I coffee machined Laura last night, it was mega

Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that

by Jonboy2246 August 26, 2021

The Origami Machine

The origami machine is a machine that twists and or jelqs your penis into a variety of different origami shapes.

"Hey Paul, check out what I did with the Origami Machine!"
"Hey let me try out the Origami Machine too!!"

by origamiman February 18, 2024

Swede Machine

Noun - slang
Machinery From Sweden.
Examples would be Volvo, Husqvarna and Stiga.

I decided to get a stihl although the swede machines give the krauts a run for their money.

by Kid with assburgars January 19, 2024

Blyat Machine

A russian machine to mouth off other people.
Usually annoying as fuck, and will get destroyed in 3 seconds.

"That Blyat Machine sucks"

by Sleepy Hed February 26, 2021

Cussing machine gun

Someone who swears so much that they sound like a machine gun

She is swearing so much, she sounds like a cussing machine gun

by Tallo April 14, 2020