A person who works in a harsh environment from the comfort of an air conditioned office (in old days = evaporative Air Con = “swampy” AC) making operational decisions for those toiling in the field... Usually exemplified by body mass.
“What does he/she know about doing this job safely and efficiently? ... that hideous swamp monster hasn’t taken a step from behind their desk in years other to grab another cupcake”
by Sossburger January 28, 2020
by Rybu April 11, 2013
Born February 29, 1976 in Hollis, Queens, Jeffrey Bruce Atkins known as "Ja Rule" is an American rapper known for such hits as Mesmerize and Always on Time.
Jake: Have you heard that one Ja Rule song?
Chad: I think you mean "Have you heard that one Cookie Monster song?".
Chad: I think you mean "Have you heard that one Cookie Monster song?".
by Driver Nephi November 18, 2021
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by yoonminisrealyoutwats July 27, 2017
A Maverick. One who doesn't wash his testicles for several days at a time leaving them covered in grime and grit resulting In a infected sack
by Sir Leker January 29, 2015
When you lean over to wash your hands in a public restroom, and there is water on the counter left over from the pervious user, getting that on your shirt is called being attacked by the sink monster.
-"What's that on your shirt?"
-"That? Oh I leaned over to far and was attacked by the sink monster."
-"That? Oh I leaned over to far and was attacked by the sink monster."
by Cama Zots February 04, 2009