lips are sealed

1. virginity for a female
2. tease by a female

She's a virgin,... Really! Her lips are sealed?

by jaxton January 14, 2011

Lipsided

When a girl has on a thong and the thong slides to one side and either side of her lip is hanging out, it is lopsided, or "lipsided".

When we got out of the truck, I told Alina that I was feeling a little lipsided, she said "been there Cracker, my shit was lipsided yesterday".

by Lipsided Lynyrd April 27, 2011

Lipspider

When an old woman wears bright red lipstick that bleeds outside the lines of her lips onto her wrinkles, thereby creating the appearance of a squished spider.

My grandmother wore her lipspider to Thanksgiving last year and I couldn't keep anything down.

by intendedforadultuseonly August 20, 2011

lipsmingle

A particularly loving kiss that you keep remembering suddenly days afterwards and can't help but smile.

Jane smiled suddenly recalling the lipsmingle she got on the weekend.

by snigbuster August 20, 2011

lippage

Lippage-is when a woman has issues with her vaginal lips to the point they need to be re-adjusted. Causes-panties moving, tight pants, dry lips or just an itch. Signs a girl has lippage-the wiggle and walk, the have to pee dance, a casual coochie scratch, or just full out lip picken.

"girl i got mad dry lippage...damn i need a wet wipe"

by Mandy Jean Koop November 7, 2011

LIPISA

Prounounced Leh-PEE-Sah. An abbreviation for "Life Is Precious, and I'm Still Alive." It's used to appreciate the beauty of life during the aftermath of a YOLO-like event that you entered involuntarily. (In other words, "Shit I almost died, but that was awesome!")

We went off-trail during a hike and had to rock-climb our way back without safety equipment. LIPISA.

by Deer2012 July 10, 2012

linsanity

A term coined after the sudden and unprecedented emergence of Jeremy Lin, an American-born athlete of Chinese/Taiwanese descent, into NBA stardom. His story is so intriguing because he is the first American-born Asian athlete in the NBA and because his rise came after being undrafted and overlooked by the NBA. Oh, and he as a degree in economics from Harvard. If you admire Jeremy Lin, and can't get enough of watching him play, you are said to have linsanity.

Jim: What are you doing?!? You never watch the NBA.

Bob: Yeah...well that was before I became diagnosed with a case of linsanity.

by sharkster February 16, 2012