Sneak job

A place that has been around for a long time that you hear about through word of mouth and immensely exceeds expectations upon visiting
Dude that bar, the Seapoint, is the sneakiest of sneak jobs. It has a keno, pool, golden tee, great pies and locals with attitude.
by Bigd2386 January 24, 2018
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Job- Lagged

When a person has one or two jobs due to the horrible economy and don't know how to handle it and eventually start feeling exhausted and confused.
Job- lagged salesgirl: " Hello Club Monaco, Sherry Speaking"

customer: "Isn't that american apparel?"
Sales girl: " Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm totally JOB- LAGGED!"
by politicallyuncompromising November 11, 2010
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Steve jobs

Getting two iPads and rubbing them on someones dick untill they jizz.
Bill: Hey Bob fan you give me a Steve Jobs

Bob: sure thing
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flop job

When a woman or hermaphrodite slides their vagina across anothers face.
Andrew's mom gave me a flop job last night after sex.
by aBAND-ONEd April 08, 2004
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Ben-job

Ben-job v. (ben job): The act of putting an erect penis in the nose of a girl and dropping a sack in her mouth like a teabag. Then once you are in position you must cum in the girls nose
dude did you hear about bob giving carly a Ben-job?
by asdfghjkl;l'/.. December 08, 2008
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job corps

A U.S. Department of Labor program to take young "disadvantaged" adults from bad ereas and situations such as homelessness, depressed ereas urban and rural, and the like.. to give them "job skills and trianing" to help them get further somehow in life or just plain for there personal devoplment as people aiming to make them better and tax paying citizens.
"I took computer tech at job corps, got my levels A and B, umm I was there for 2 years and it was stressful freaky bullshit, after two years I used up all the time I could hide away in that place and was dumped litterly into the street and was lucky I could stay at my mother's house or end up in a shelter! I can't get a job or do shit, my life sucks"

-A fiarly common x-job corps students story
by Dusky June 24, 2006
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boob job

Plastic surgery using implants, done to inhance the look of a womans breast.
I think she feels more confident about herself since she had her boob job done.
by Mckenzie September 10, 2003
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