Jessie Strom

Jessie Strom is a closet homosexual who works at Roy Strom. Often thinks about getting fucked by Bigfoot.

Why does JESSIE STROM keep asking Dante to put on a bigfoot costume ?

by Roy Stromish July 2, 2018

Jessified

My ex gave me such a head trip. It maid me crazy. Pure munipulation, straight lies and tries to tell you as truth. She uses my kid as a way to munipulate me into giving or doing things i dont want to be. A emotionally abusive woman. Narriciesst play on men and women. Been going through all sorts of counseling and court appointments

Damn man, i straight up got jessified. Got me all confused whats going on with them.

by Tocanchew May 8, 2018

Jessie

The best show on Disney Channel after Phineas and Ferb ends. It's about a girl named Jessie who is a nanny from Texas living in New York and babysitting four kids named Emma, Luke, Ravi and Zuri. some of the jokes have some innuendo in them, but most disney shows don't have them so we laugh at them

Person 1: Hey? Did you watch "Jessie" last night?

Person 2: WTF was THAT?

Person 1: a cool show on disney channel

Person 2:*pukes*

Person 1: Well go watch it, and if you don't, ILL KILL YOU

by turkishboy1999 March 1, 2018

Jessica

Jessica means Foresighted. Shakespeare is the first place we find the word Jessica. My Jessica has read Tarot cards for 14 years. She has an amazing upper arm tattoo that is the tarot cards she gets the most. She is a great nurse. You would like her right away, just like everyone else. She is uninhibited and unaware of what she does with her body. The first time I saw her, she stepped in front of me and wrote her name on a board. Her perfect bottom was no more than 4 inches from my face. Don't tell her I told you. We can keep that secret, right. Her heart is pure and able to hold all her patients there at one time, keeping them warm and safe. Her mind is sharp and loaded with the knowledge a nurse needs. I love her in a way you would too.

Jessica is the word defined today and a very popular female name.

by Rick the Jessica lover March 4, 2018

jessica sonner

A very smart girl that plays many sports. she plays roller derby and never stops. she wants to help people as much as she can but people won't let her. she likes a guy named Jerret. has many friends named Brijae, Jacob, Lezlee, and many more! this is jessica sonner's life.

Jessica Sonner is such a nice person!!

by jolly_crusher May 13, 2018

Jessica Moreno

A very pretty girl with a great personality you can never have a friend as fun as her. She is a very intelligent person who is lucky to have the greatest friends in the world.

Jessica Moreno is very smart

by 000blah March 26, 2018

Jessie Pettit

A very attractive young women who is often on the shorter side. Don’t let her size confuse you though, she packs quite a punch and is a very passionate person. She has a wonderful laugh and keeps life interesting for those around her. Dairy is her kryptonite so you might wanna stay away from that. Nevertheless, she’s a wonderful human being and is SUPER hot.

“You see that girl over there? She’s DEFINITELY a Jessie Pettit.”

by Indecisive narwhals July 9, 2018