January 31

Caring lovingcuteprotector funnygoofy loyal

Omg YAS january 31st people rule dude

by Cacarusselllover January 3, 2022

January 26

A day when a legend died. This is the day we honor Kobe Bryant. ❤️❤️

Friend: yo it’s January 26!
You: I know....

by Tik tok gurl January 27, 2020

January 1945

The month were you throw your brunette friend off a train. (Marvel)

Steve: Hey Bucky guess what month it is?

Bucky: What?

Steve: It January 1945, that means it times to yeet you off a train

Bucky: crap.

by imjustyouraverageperson November 4, 2019

January 6th

nation SIMP FOR FICTIONAL CHARACTERS day!!!!!

hey january 6th is national simp for fictional characters day! let’s simp together.

by verxatile January 5, 2022

January 26

If you were born on this day and you are someones little sister you are a karen and a little shit. You probably fuck with your brother's life and snitch on them.

Brother: Fuck!
Sister: Im telling mommmmm
Brother:(whispering) that little bitch born on January 26

by TheBaddestBitch33 December 13, 2021

January 20th

National wear your chucks day in honor of Kamala Harris becoming not only the first woman in the White House but also a woman of color.

National Wear your chucks day is January 20th in honor of Kamala Harris becoming the first woman and woman of color Vice President.

by National Wear your Chucks Day January 19, 2021

January 13

It’s national titty picture day. Ask your girl for a titty pic.

Hey bro it’s January 13, you know what that means..national titty picture day go text Sam

by Julia hall;) January 13, 2021