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Accidental Horny-ness

When you don't mean anything but people snort, wheeze and guffaw when you say it.
*Raining outside, you come inside*
"I am so wet now."
People laugh
"Ok, I did not mean it that way (The Accidental Horny-ness is REAL)"
by OMGitzMeh January 3, 2017
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Horny

Woah you're horny? SAME!!
by mrstealyogurl_also_im_horny February 26, 2021
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horny

Is when you feel something poke out of you pants
by hello horny March 1, 2022
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horny

i love all the poorly written erotica under the word "horny" in urban dictionary!
by someguywhoisagirl October 1, 2022
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Horny

When you are home alone and have feel tingly down there
I was home alone when I got horny. I grabbed my laptop and opened porn. After a while it got to much. I ran to the bathroom, turned on the shower, and ripped off my clothes. Before getting in, I shoved three fingers in my wet pussy and pulled them out. After doing it for a while, I was ready for more. I jumped in the shower and rubbed my clit fast. I still needed more. I took of the detachable shower head and put it to my throbbing pussy. I shoved my fingers in and out of my pussy and began to moan. I was soon screaming “Oh yes daddy fuck me harder!!!” After a while of cumming, I was exhausted. I spent the rest of the day watching porn and sexy movies
by URMOMISFRIKINHOT March 14, 2022
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Angry/horny srs mage

A wannabe occultist, typically male or male identifying, that's angry because they are sexually repressed due to their maladjusted personality and their magick no longer works well.
Man, that Korbin is an angry/horny srs mage! He should have a spa day.
by Veroxi September 11, 2021
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Horny jail

Horny jail is for people who support rape and rule 34, also for horny people
example:

Lazzy: Hey jeff i just found this hot porn video!

jeff: what video?

lazzy: its about rape!

jeff: ... your going to horny jail
by Hellonight December 7, 2021
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