Historic Crush

To like or have strong feelings for someone for a really, really long time.

"So Amber you're friends with Kyle?"
"Yea, why?"
"Tiffany has had a Historic Crush on him since like 3rd grade, maybe you can introduce them?"

by UES_queen14 June 12, 2019

Historie

Historie is the worst thing in the world. Everyone hates it and it is so boring f*ck historie

Historie er lort

by mattirg April 26, 2019

historicity

A penomenon of demonstration in which deconstructionism and therefore formalism can only represent linear time as moving backwards.

Also called "left-wing determinism."

Historicity is the obstacle the left must surmount in order to formalize free will.

by metawave August 13, 2019

hisory

When you can’t pronounce history.

Man I hate going to hisory class!

by Shawill February 21, 2020

hitory

we came in long time of pepole

veitnam is hitory

by ekkkkk September 16, 2020

historionic personality disorder

A weird-a** psychological condition caused by a student's being required to take history class.

I stuck to math and science in high school so as to avoid historionic personality disorder.

by QuacksO November 10, 2020

Historically Attractive

Fat and a small penis. Back in the day, being fat meant you were rich and could support a women and ancient people's adored small penises. This make you attractive in the past but not now

Donald Trump is Historically Attractive

by John mojo January 29, 2021