Also known as Jason Nelson is a God in bed. If it's orgasms you're looking for he's the one to call.
by DflJones August 17, 2022
Get the THE HAMMERmug. 
Hammer /ˈhamər/ A portable, manually operated, optically guided internal impact delivery device. A hammer is usually used for driving nails, forming metal, beating various natural or man materials into submission, or for the purpose of causing extensive damage to expensive or valuable items. The various types of hammer used by ordinary purposes are of the claw, ball peen, body, sledge, or rubber / wooden mallets.
Why is it is that every time somebody is killed with a hammer it is always a ball peen hammer?
"Fuck! I just smashed my thumb driving a nail and I've got blood all over the place."
"Fuck! I just smashed my thumb driving a nail and I've got blood all over the place."
by Daniel H. B. November 4, 2020
Get the Hammermug. Hohohoho! That uh... I know it's a little late for it but.... You know.. Don't implicate me in things... This all started because i was implicated in things I didn't want to be implicated in... So...
Hym "Holy crap hammer guy! Wow!"
Iam "You're just now getting to this?"
Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"
Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."
Iam "You're just now getting to this?"
Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"
Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."
by Hym Iam December 20, 2022
Get the Hammer guymug. by TheAtheistOfficer June 22, 2025
Get the Midnight Hammermug. When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard
When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex
When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex
Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"
by jakah February 26, 2020
Get the Floppy-Hammermug. Nailing something in life so hard, that you "Hammer Nailed" it. To do something so well, Jesus Christ comes down from the heavens golf clapping.
Jason's hammer nailed his joke about how Salmon waiting days to respond to the group chat, only to act like nothing ever happened.
by Pacingtons August 23, 2016
Get the Hammer Nailedmug.