low set ears

brian mcgolpin has low set ears

brian mcgolpin has low set ears a sign off retardness

by foot of the club December 3, 2019

Buddha Ears

Unattached earlobes that are more prominent when head is shaved.

Don’t shave your head, Steve! You’ll have Buddha Ears!

by 94Lex January 19, 2020

Essential Ears

The sharp pain experienced due to wearing medical grade face masks for hours on end.

COVID may be causing you to quarantine, but at least it’s saving you from a case of essential ears.

by TheDrewthHurts April 20, 2020

Ear-watch

To spend a majority of the time listening to a series or film rather than actually watching it.

I've already seen this film but it still makes for a good ear-watch.
I had a lot of housework to do so I ended up ear-watching two episodes of Strang Things.

by Katrirobell March 14, 2020

Shrek Ears

Shrek ears

the use of facial masks because of Covid 19 will result in Shrek ears condition due to the elastic bands

by TRANSPORTCOP May 6, 2020

Put it behind my ear

When you’re stressed about something, and then you realize that it’s not worth stressing.

Not even going to stress about my final, I’m gonna put it behind my ear and go to sleep.

by Viqtoria May 23, 2020

Dogfish Ear

A stretched lobe that has split due to being pierced too low or by wearing incorrect jewelry. This results in earlobes that may resemble a fin.

Sam really messed up his stretch and now he has dogfish ear.

by Dr. Sigh July 1, 2020