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dick for ears

"She was listening to country, she has dick for ears"
by highonjizz August 2, 2016
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ear buddies

In short these are ear buds. Someone who listens to music with a passion may find themselves exclame about how much they love their "ear buddies". At first peole will call that person crazy,and freak out. They probably think that they are smuggling midget terrorists in their ears, and the "go" words are "i love my ear buddies". The thing about terrorists is not true.So don't go home and droppkick your grand mother, just kindly tell her of her mistake.
"Thanks for the i-pod (insert name here)i think its so great, and i just love my ear buddies"
"grandma please! what will the neighbors think?"
by Dark und das stadt November 28, 2007
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Ear wanking

Using an implement (e.g. cotton bud) to penetrate the ear canal repeatedly.
Is Jan cleaning his ear out, he’s been doing it for ages. No, he’s ear wanking
by Morbabe July 15, 2018
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Pesto ears

Someone who doesn’t own a shower and can’t afford hot water and soap. No head and shoulders in sight. Ears filled with pesto, recipe down below. Drinking addiction L, ant infested ears, around 109 undiscovered species in one ear. Camera quality looks like tv static. Samsung supreme, pesto perfectionist, head and shoulders hierarchy, hygiene Hunter, shower segregator, yellow teeth tantaliser, minecraft machine
When you dropping the pesto ears recipe, it’s in my ears mate
Shower? NOOOOOOO!
by Earsfilledwithpesto April 27, 2022
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Evil Ears

The term Evil Ears refers to the ability for someone to understand and appreciate the genres of death metal and black metal as both genres feature harsh, distorted vocals. One can acquire this ability by listening to either genre on a regular basis. Time varies person to person on how long this may take.
It just takes time and you'll develop evil ears
by ScreamynDemon November 16, 2011
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ears

i have ears
by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016
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ear limpet

Someone on the telephone who simply will NOT hang up, but keeps on talking...and talking... and talking... and talking.
"That woman would not hang up. She's such an ear limpet.
by rune December 12, 2010
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