ear scruncher sniffer

When you root someones mum in the ear

i shoved my tallyhoo in e's mum's ear this arvo good that was a good ear scruncher sniffer

by ilovee'smum October 3, 2008

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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.

Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"

by RippedA January 5, 2014

Spanish Earing

Cumming on someones ear

I gave becky a spanish earing last night in bed

by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023

Reebok earrings

When a man puts a woman's feet on his shoulders during missionary sex, simulating a pair of earrings

Guy one: Hey man! I saw you at the party with Amy last night, get lucky?
Guy two: Oh yeah, I gave her the ol' Reebok earrings

by B1g8008LesbianL0ver69 November 12, 2025

Ear Cheese

this gunk occassionly comes from my ear peircing hole... its like this pale yellow and smells like feet.
I like sniffing my fingers

cheese is pouring from my ears. lets call it ear cheese

by rxdytcfyvgublinm September 7, 2025

Ear hustling

Ear hustle, ear hustling

I was hanging with my peeps and we started talking bout some shit and the guy next to us was EAR HUSTLING the whole convo amused.

by A G’dizzle July 3, 2020