Dirt Squirrel

A noodle arm lookin' redneck-gangster, who looks like they haven't showered in about 2 months. Commonly found with a herd of dirt squirrels, standing by their cars in a city hall parking lot.

He is a dirt squirrel.

by kvli December 8, 2020

dirt hoe

Dirt hoe is useless and completely illogical. It means you are the lowest of the low. Calling someone a dirt hoe is considered below a wooden hoe which is also a minecraft term.

“She’s such a dirt hoe”
“Yeah, the dirtiest of them all”

by princessqueenslayer December 8, 2020

Past the dirt

Loving someone even after death. Loving them beyond the grave.

I love you past the dirt.

by Mrs. Mo$t December 16, 2020

Lil Coarse Dirt

A very pretty person who I love a lot. They are so funny and smart. And I love their hair. They are so understanding and kind. I couldn’t ask for a better friend. I luv you (no homo)

Lil Coarse Dirt is the coolest person in the world

by V.iz.a.peice.of.shit January 10, 2021

Texas Dirt devil

The act of getting head and she spins in a circle

That girl gave me a Texas dirt devil

by Dalton green January 31, 2021

Dirt bike

A hoe for anyone with a mullet

Yo did you see Jackson’s dirt bike

Ya she’s kinda thiccc

by Cuteboithiccems69 February 5, 2021

Dirt Rooster

One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.

Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!

I woke that lazy bitch up with the good old Dirt Rooster this Morning!!

by michaelas Wazowski February 6, 2021