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Resting Dick Face 

A person, usually a man, who naturally looks pissed off when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.
He's just got a resting dick face, he's not that mean.
Resting Dick Face by Kingeresting December 5, 2019

Social 'Dick'stancing 

Sending unsolicited dick pics during Covid-19 quarantine.
"Why did he send you a dick pic?"
"He's under quarantine so we're social 'dick'stancing."
"Ah. Not bad, let me see that..."

Hotdog dick 

When you stick your dick in between a hotdog bun and cover it with condiments.
That girl is crazy! She sucked my hotdog dick.
Hotdog dick by Yellingman11 April 16, 2020

Stim dick 

When you take stimulant drugs (such as cocaine, adderall, meth) and your dick shrinks down into a tiny useless appendage
Guy 1 : Did you fuck that thot last night?
Guy 2: Nah man I railed some fat lines of blow last night and I got stim dick bad, I couldn’t get it up at all.
Stim dick by YungGoat May 26, 2020

Bed Dick 

Sleep so good it's like the bed fucked you.
OU BITCH!!! I got me some good bed dick last night.
Bed Dick by ChubbyQween July 19, 2020

Double Dick Down Method 

The Double Dick Down Method (DDDM), is when the man in the relationship wears a strap-on above his dick and proceeds to have both anal and vaginal sex at the same time.
The Double Dick Down Method made her cum so hard last night.