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Pillar Condoms

The covers that are on the concrete pillars in front of retail stores.
Pillar condoms are used at places like Wal-mart.
by UpUrsDude963 August 21, 2010
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fancy condoms

All natural lamb skin to skin intimacy that will shake up your world for a wild night
We're using the fancy condoms tonight.
by Jpeg February 14, 2015
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fancy condoms

All natural lamb skin to skin intimacy that will shake up your world for a wild night
We're using the fancy condoms tonight.
by Jpeg February 14, 2015
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public condomnation

1. The act of performing "raincoated" intercourse in front of a crowd of people, to demonstrate/promote the practice of safe sex.

2. Noisy/widespread denouncement of latex-based birth control in favor of abstinence or rhythm-based copulation. In this case, the term is often uttered in a sarcastic/disgusted tone, where the speaker feels that the outspoken actor is behaving hypocritically, since he himself either does not actually practice celibacy/safe sex, or he does other obnoxious/abrasive/irresponsible actions in his own life that cause others far more burden/emotional pain/distress than would be produced by young lovers' having sex while wearing protection.
I get so totally turned off by those bible-blabbers and their public condomnations on the radio every week , especially when we all know that a good half of them secretly screw around themselves when nobody's watching!
by QuacksO October 27, 2015
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business condoms

An in-ear piece that lets other people in the office know you're uninterested in interacting with others. Business Condoms block you from receiving unnecessary and unwanted verbal ideas and diseases. Most commonly known as Apple iPhone headphones (the Trojans of business condoms).
Andrew: Taylor, take out your business condoms and listen to me.

Taylor: (removes headphones)
by Tmoney2288 November 3, 2017
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blanket condomnation

Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.
The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
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shoe condoms

"Hey I need some shoe condoms, I'm about to go out."

"Okay I keep them in the bottom drawer."
by kaykayevens October 16, 2021
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