Brown Christmas

When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.

After eating all that Chinese food last night, I shat a brown christmas right before the dawn.

by Smegmid December 24, 2023

Christmas pudding

Spunking over a solid poo.

Poo = pudding
Spunk = icing on top

Example: Steve, did you just go for a Christmas pudding?

by SEOMyers October 28, 2021

Christmas Face

A sour, unhappy face caused by driving in holiday traffic, shopping in over crowded malls, spending more money than one can afford on Christmas.

Mom just got back from shopping. She's got her Christmas Face on.

by HoHoNo December 12, 2010

Christmas Crusher

the moment you realize what you want for Christmas...
on Christmas Eve.

December 2: Jenn- "Hey Laura, what do you want for Christmas?" Laura- "Hell if I know.."

December 24: Laura- "Dammit! I want *insert item here* so badly!" Jenn- "Too late now..." Laura- "Well that sure is a Christmas Crusher."

by ScarettRose December 27, 2011

The Christmas Fallacy

Your boss's belief that, no matter how much work there is to be done, it will all be finished before the Christmas holidays so "we can start next year with a clean slate." See also "work smarter not harder."

"This is a joke. We'll never get it done before Christmas."

"Yeah, I know. The Christmas Fallacy. Fancy a beer?"

by gav-wan December 2, 2021

Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Pre Christmas

Starting November 1st - November 30th
when you realize Christmas is right around the corner.

Each day, you take a shot of Rum and eat a Pine Needle in observance.

You must put your tree up 1st of November and listen to Christmas music every day.

"Wow, I'm so glad its finally Pre Christmas! Soon enough. December 1st will come and it will be "Early Christmas"."

by Atheguy November 1, 2023