the christmas special

the act of smashing a watermelon on a vagina

the christmas special

by avatarthelastairbender December 19, 2010

Penis Christmas

Another name for a Bachelorette Party, otherwise known as a celebration of dick with few to no men actually involved.

Jane is getting married in 2 weeks! We need to throw her a Penis Christmas!

by stefapie August 2, 2013

both sides of Christmas

To give AND to receive or the other way of around...
to receive AND to give. Usually about fellatio and cunnilingus.

"So you got head?"
"Yeah, both sides of Christmas!"
"So, did she like it, too?"

by Hehehehehe I'm naughty December 19, 2007

White girl Christmas list

Ugs

Moccasins
Starbucks
Yoga pants
And a white and gold iPhone6

Guy: damn girls and their WHITE GIRL CHRISTMAS LIST
Girl: don't judge me in moccasins and yoga pants make me look hot

by Dragondrakester March 28, 2016

Techno Christmas

A post-Christmas celebration where board games are played and techno is hardly listened to.

William: So Hannah, when is Techno Christmas?

Hannah: Not sure actually.

by Dr. William December 26, 2008

A Christmas Carol

A sexual act that involves three men and one sleeping, yet willing recipient.

The first gentleman ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth while he/she is sleeping at 10:00 PM Christmas Eve.

The second ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth at 1:00 AM Christmas Morning.

The third ejaculates at 4:00 AM Christmas morning. Reminder of impending mortality is optional.

The recipient awakens, embossed by ejaculate, and reminded of the spirit of Christmas. He/she purchases a goose on Christmas Morn for a gimp and/or those less fortunate.

God bless us, one and all!

My boyfriend was a total grinch this Christmas, so I hired three guys to give him “A Christmas Carol” to remind him of the spirit of Christmas.

by Sloth Wrangler December 14, 2019

X-Man Christmas

When the X-Men take over Christmas. Instead of Santa, you get Wolverine.

Wolverine- Come sit on my lap kids, and i'll claw your face out!

Little Jimmy- That sounds like fun! Gee, I sure do love X-man Christmas!

by ILoveBaconHawks December 24, 2010