bad at keeping time

Skeppy

Skeppy- what do you mean im bad at keeping time
BBH- You are the definition of bad at keeping time

bad at keeping time by imalive:) November 30, 2021

ass at breakfast time

when your girlfriend dies from laughter saying a funny phrase after she gets destroyed at spiderheck

"it ate my sword up like ass at breakfast time"

ass at breakfast time by chriskss June 11, 2026

last place at a turd eating contest

Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.

Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.

last place at a turd eating contest by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012

one bottle at a time 

Solving your issues one bottle of beer/liquor/wine at a time.

Miranda: Yeah, Steven is solving his issues one bottle at a time.
Dave: That's sad to hear, hope he gets rehab.

one bottle at a time by whoawhoawhoataylor October 6, 2021

Exotic Materials at Ambient Temperature and Pressure

Materials that shouldn't exist under normal conditions but somehow do—room-temperature superconductors, stable metallic hydrogen, transparent aluminum, and other substances that would revolutionize everything if they could actually be made. The phrase is scientific shorthand for "things we've theoretically predicted but cannot practically produce," or more cynically, "grant proposals that will be funded for another decade." Exotic materials at ambient temperature and pressure would enable lossless power transmission, hovering vehicles, unbreakable everything, and a permanent place in the Nobel Prize committee's heart. Their absence from your daily life is a reminder that nature doesn't give up its secrets easily, and that "theoretically possible" is not the same as "actually feasible."

Example: "The researcher announced a breakthrough in room-temperature superconductors—exotic materials at ambient temperature and pressure that would transform the world. The stock of every energy company fluctuated wildly. Then the results couldn't be replicated. Then the researcher retired. Then someone else tried and failed. The exotic materials remained exotic—beautiful in theory, absent in practice."

Exotic Materials at Ambient Temperature and Pressure by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me 

A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.

Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me by Demoman TF2 November 14, 2021

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9. by ialita384I October 13, 2025