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Gray-bearding

the behaviour that preceeds drunken one night stands between work colleagues
Apparently they went home together, I knew they would though, she was gray-bearding him all night...
by Wisevalve November 6, 2010
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Failure Beard

A college tradition of people who go to learn. A student will cease shaving until that student fails an exam. Other students will usually place bets on who will have to shave first.
Doug and Tyler are growing failure beards. What's the pool up to?
by Beard of Win September 1, 2010
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Bearded Bagpipe

The act of performing oral sex on a shemale while fondling their breasts.
Accidentally went home with a shemale the other night. She whipped out a pecker, so I gave her the ol bearded bagpipe and we had a great time.
by Spare-parts April 30, 2019
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bearded kathe

The act of a female performing oral sex on a male while she has stubble, thus creating a chafing or rash on the male.

A.K.A. BK
Ah man I had the best bearded kathe last night, i got out of the shower and she threw me down, then proceded to BK me man!
by Bearded Johnny November 16, 2010
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Trippin' On Beard

1) When someone does something, or constantly does things, that is/are considered to be more than just being a weirdo.
2) A person who is always tripping out on things, or people, beyond a weirdo type way.
1) Whenever I.C.P. is on the radio Paul starts trippin' on beard all thinking he's a wicked clown by painting his face and swinging his hatchet around.
2) Because Mandie's jokes are beyond being psycho in the gutter I think she be trippin on beard.
3) My boyfriend is always trippin' on beard accusing me of having sex with all his friends.
4) If you keep getting all paranoid and suspecting everyone you come across you're going to be trippin' on beard in a bad way.
5) Shit, I be trippin' on beard!
by mondon July 9, 2023
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charcuterie beard

When your facial hair is filled with the detritus of eating cheese and crackers and assorted snackables.
He clearly had overindulged on the appetizer tray. His Charcuterie Beard had enough Brie and cracker crumbs to feed a family of mice.
by IdeamanChicago December 22, 2023
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Beard Droppings

When you find hair in your food either from the cook or waiter. Usually from the cook who refuses to wear a net over facial hair so his beard hair doesn't fall onto your plate of food
by Dlgomez March 20, 2023
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