suicide

are you okay? i’m here to talk. feel free to message me on instagram: fernbun222. i’m a supportive person who has been through this.

<3 please be safe <3 suicide is never the answer

by fern bun August 29, 2021

Suicide

When William (Bill) or Hillary Clinton kill you for your knowledge of nefarious acts

Did you hear Gary committed suicide after he saw his little sister get on that plane with Bill?

by Crash Test Opera June 13, 2021

Suicide Bomb

When you take a dump on your partner's titties and wipe it off with pages of the Qu’ran.

Maybe if you’re lucky, I’ll give you the Suicide Bomb.

by octacle August 21, 2024

Suicide Girl

An empowered alternative woman, usually goth or tattooed, who poses for nude photos to be displayed on the website Suicide Girls.

I find it empowering to know I can become a suicide girl and share my unique look to a very diverse audience by appearing on the SuicideGirls Website.

by Camraman24 November 20, 2024

SuicidE

A serious topic, do not joke about this, a lot of humans are suicidal, this problem gets overlooked a lot, if you’re suicidal, call obavweve the jamaican scammer, he will take your robux and v bucks and eat your niggas so that you are starved of oxygen and bananas so that you stop trying to kill your own stupid Jamaican bombaclat,
If you are under 17 years old and suicidal, call nigga 30, he will sue you for being not-family friendly for the rest of your career and your life if you don’t get a job in the bronx, suicide is a crime and felony offense and you should be ashamed of yourself, the last part was the suggested words on my iphone

Allie: i’m suicidal and want to kill myself via suicidE
John pork: shut the fuck up nobody cares go back to the bombaclat factory, nya meow i like minors under 12

by RobertJohnson motorola g6 64GB December 16, 2024

technical suicide

Technical suicide (or T-suicide) is a way to say that you're gonna be under pressure when dealing with technical shit, like programming or IT management or hardware engineering and such

Man I'm already commiting technical suicide
Okay fuck this I'm gonna commit T-suicide

by Trollow December 27, 2024

Double suicide

Shinjū (心中) is a Japanese term meaning "double suicide", used in common parlance to refer to any group suicide of two or more individuals bound by love, typically lovers, parents and children, and even whole families.

J: Anyone wanna commit double suicide?
C: yh... bet!
J: Your 10,000 miles away
C: Don't worry bro, I'll come meet you!
J: Bet?
C: Bet.
Both: Yay... DOUBLE SUICIDE!!!

by Sanasa473 January 4, 2025