Ballsack nuts man

a man that has giant hairy nuts but his ballsack is fire

ayy nice ballsack nuts man

by retard ass man 20907 October 1, 2020

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man whore

a man who smokes ciggs and makes women do shit that a ladies arent used for.

"Dude have you heard that johnny tried forcing Angel to cook and get him stuff?!"

"Dude I know right, he's such a Man whore"

by yasmo March 7, 2020

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man door hand hook car door

Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

by deepfriedshitposter June 3, 2018

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Primary man

Primary man is the main official relationship for women who go out with more than one person. The equivalent of main chick.

Example1:
Girl1: Im so happy! Me and my primary man are headinh to Maldives!

Example 2:

Guy: Im definitely her primary man. We hang out almost every week.

by Etercries January 18, 2018

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