Half past the monkey's ass

A saying that means that it's way late to be doing something or for something.

" Sorry I'm so late coming back for our date but we had a flat".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".

by judge dredd7 September 4, 2012

dancing my ass off

Dancing till your ass tears apart

Last night at the party, I was dancing my ass off. What an amazing night, pity i cant remember any of it!!!!

by imyourbiggestfan October 20, 2010

Dumb-ass-white-boys

Dumb-ass-white-boy(s)

A term usually used by older black men to describe the younger generation of foolish Caucasian males.(Ex. members of Jackass, Robin Thicke).

Father: What's the name of that band?
Child: Cold War Kids
Father: Hmm, it should be D-A-W-B; dumb-ass-white-boys.

by Jors von Gore November 7, 2007

National Finger Ass Day

April 2nd is National Finger Ass Day

Are you ready to finger some ass on National Finger Ass Day?

by Kboyleswag June 28, 2016

NATIONAL EAT ASS DAY

April 23rd is national eat ass day... be sure to eat as much ass as possible in order to sustain a valuable reputation in your friend group. Make sure to get all nice with that that poop as well! Don’t be afraid of farts!

Bro I ate so much ass on national eat ass day! Might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!

Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids

by Bigasseater May 28, 2018

Eskimo kiss my ass

The act of sticking your nose between someone's ass cheeks and eskimo kissing their asshole.

Hey, you can eskimo kiss my ass!

by Will and Thera February 21, 2008

Talking ass hole

A Person in Jenison Michigan that don't know what they are talking about. When they post on CL. So they use big words name call every body. Never back up their mouth with any facts

A Person in Jenison Michigan that don't know what they are talking about. Is a Talking ass hole

by Walker Michigan May 5, 2009