shit lib

A willingly propagandized virtue signaler who takes NPR as gospel

Did you listen to All Things Considered?

You’re such a shit lib

by Tiny_frog_finder October 25, 2023

Shower shit

When you shit into a shower drain because you don't want to get out of the shower

Roommate: bro, It smells like someone took a crap in the shower

You: yeah, I took a shower shit

by Shmeebledorf November 23, 2019

yao mingds that shit

To fornicate with one that you just met within 2 hours.

I yao mingds that shit last night.

I met a girl at a stoplight, then yao mindgs that shit until the sun came up.

by BrockLV August 7, 2008

Manual Shit

When someone grabs the shit out of your anus or when you pluck your own shit out

I did a manual shit yesterday

by eemujil November 30, 2024

give a Teacup Yorkie's shit

Care minimally about something.

She didn't give a Teacup Yorkie's shit about it

by Greg-K May 19, 2022

Shit

Anything made or associated with android

Hey the new android is out i flushed it down the shit hole

by Android Sucks June 9, 2018

Lahar of shit

When a gentleman strides out, has two to many ales at the pub, and finds himself cut short on the stroll home. A lahar of shit is the avalanche of shit that occurs when you are 500 meters from home, and decide you need to change city.

I was walking home, and suffered a lahar of shit.
Now meed to retire early, and move city.

by _yellowGoldfish August 15, 2023