i'm supposed to be doing homework rn but i'm doing this...
mom: Are you doing your homework?
son: Sure... and im tottaly not putting a entry for a word called: idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel
The erections that Jim Nance and Johnny Miller produce whenever they are able to work Tiger Woods name into a golf tournament broadcast. Which is, of course, whenever possible.
Jim Nance: Tom Watson hurt his elbow on the 6th Hole.
Johnny Miller: Tiger Woods has elbows.
Jim Nance: The elbows of a champion as a matter of fact.
(off camera)
Johnny Miller: Are you pants getting tighter?
Jim Nance: Oh Yeah, we're sporting woods!
The all mighty pass, granted with unlimited power over the black people. This pass can be used as a curse, yet it is the most overpowered weapon any white man could have.
Jamie: Yo wazzup my nigga Micheal: Homie wazz gucci bro?
Jamie: Here bro
Micheal: Is..Is this the N-word pass?
Jamie: Yes bro
Micheal: My nigga I fucking love you bro
The subtitle to a classic song by the Trashmen, titled "Surfin' Bird."
Most people had never heard of it prior to a 2008 Episode of Family Guy, in which Peter Griffin could not stop listening to, and singing along with the song.
"Don't you know about the bird?"
"Yeah, everybody knows that the bird is the word."