Goon dodging tournament

Just like goon dodging but a tournament where you have to be in a oversized Sauna with 30 people and it’s a free for all and you have to wear pink spandex and a unicorn crop top and to eliminate someone you have to land a headshot and there is also fog machines so you can’t see the floor so you slip on cum.

“I slipped and fell and hurt my self at the goon dodging tournament”

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025

Goon dodging tournament

A tournament with 10 teams who all compete to see who is the best goon dodger. They go through their matches against eachother, and the team who loses is out, and has to swim in the semen. During the last two teams match it will not be any regular match, but a robbery. Each team will rob a sperm bank and who ever gets the most wins, but the loser has to drink all the sperm And the uniform you have to wear is pink spandex and a unicorn crop top

“The goon dodging tournament was lit”

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025

Culture War Tourist

A person who infiltrates fandoms and obnoxiously parrots political shit without even being a fan in the first place.

Person 1: Dude, I was discussing the latest Final Star Quest game on Discord, and this random guy kept on parroting stuff I really didn't give a shit about, like "Woke" this and "D.E.I." that and how they were ruining the game like a fucking conspiracy crackhead, guy's so jarring.

Person 2: Don't mind him, he's just a culture war tourist. He probably hasn't played any of the games and probably goons to Lolicon Hentai.

by SentaiSeinen January 31, 2026

Movie Quote Tourette’s

A condition where a person communicates is mostly movie quotes. Most of the times the people around understand the movie quote and quote it right back. Sometimes they quote. Movie and no one knows the movie and just have to accept their condition.

Person 1: Those are nice chicken legs
Person 2:SWEEP THE LEG JOHNNY
Person 2: I’m sorry I suffer from movie quote Tourette’s and they just come out

by Dirktitan March 12, 2026

Moon Orbit Tourism

A specific form of moon tourism that takes passengers into lunar orbit without landing on the surface. The most famous example is the planned Artemis II mission, which will send astronauts around the Moon and back. For private tourists, companies like SpaceX have proposed similar “free‑return trajectory” flights: a loop around the far side of the Moon, offering stunning views and days of weightlessness. Moon orbit tourism is technically simpler than landing, making it the likely first step for commercial lunar trips. It offers the thrill of seeing the Moon up close and Earth as a distant marble.

Example: “She booked a moon orbit tourism flight for 2028—no landing, just a slingshot around the far side and back. Enough to say she’d left Earth behind.”

by Dumu The Void April 11, 2026

Moon Landing Tourism

The holy grail of lunar travel: actually setting foot on the Moon’s surface. While still purely speculative for private citizens, several companies have announced plans for moon landing tourism packages, including stays in pressurized rovers or inflatable habitats. The experience would include walking in one‑sixth gravity, collecting samples, and looking up at Earth from another world. The cost would be astronomical, and the risks high, but for the ultra‑wealthy adventure seeker, moon landing tourism represents the ultimate status symbol—the only thing rarer than a billionaire is a billionaire who has walked on the Moon.

Example: “The brochure promised moon landing tourism by 2030: a week on the surface, Earthrise every morning, and a certificate signed by the mission commander. Price: one private island.”

by Dumu The Void April 11, 2026

Space Orbit Tourism

Commercial space travel that remains in Earth orbit—the most accessible form of space tourism today. Passengers ride a spacecraft (like SpaceX Crew Dragon or Blue Origin’s New Shepard) to altitudes of 100‑400 km, experiencing minutes of weightlessness, seeing the curvature of Earth, and floating in a capsule before returning. Trips last from a few minutes (suborbital) to several days (orbital). Space orbit tourism is offered by private companies to wealthy individuals, costing hundreds of thousands to millions of dollars. Critics call it a billionaire’s joyride, while proponents see it as the first step toward making space accessible.

Example: “She sold her startup to afford a space orbit tourism flight—three days circling Earth, watching sixteen sunrises, and floating like a superhero.”

by Dumu The Void April 11, 2026