beef curtains

the outer vaginal lips,(labia majora, labia minor).

So I hooked up with this chick the other night and when she got naked I saw the biggest set of beef curtains hanging down from her crotch.

by wildwilly75 August 20, 2010

Barber's Beef

After eating cottage cheese lasagna for a night, you shit on a women, she pukes in your mouth, you shit that out, that's barbers beef.

Me and my girl Stacy have been getting more seriously lately, I even have some Barber's Beef left on the floor last night.

by PerrierDrinker48 March 19, 2019

beef conditioned

the act of one breaking wind in front of a cooling or heating device that allows air to circulate within a small living space.

Girl - Man, Tim is a jerk.
Guy - Why? what happened?
Girl - Tim beef conditioned the room. It filled matter of seconds.
Guy - Priceless

by nishi06 July 12, 2011

st. beef

A male prostitute that eats sea food

I saw a big hulking st. Beef walking down the ally with a young woman

by swagkat_annon May 12, 2014

Bedroom Beef

Your dick or vagina, your genitals.

Hol up, imma whip out my bedroom beef after work with that Austrian hoe.

by El ritardo July 30, 2018

Roast-beefed

In softball, when the runner on third is trucking her way towards the catcher and the catcher thinks she is out... but the runner completely levels her. Like a shit brick house.

Nicolette roast-beefed the girl from WV.

by redheadedwildchild March 29, 2015

beef-wit

Beef-wit (n.) a slow or stupid person, one lacking in sophisticated thought and expression.

Philly sports fans caused a delay of the game again. Those beef-wits have been eating too many steak sandwiches.

The plague of Greece upon thee, thou mongrel beef-witted lord – Shakespeare, Troilus and Cressida, Act 2, Scene 1

by Linguistic June 2, 2016