when someone is using the computer (either while doing stuff with files on his/her desktop or while on myspace) and someone else comes in and tells you to open a bunch of your own stuff just to see what you have/tells you to click on their ex's myspace homepage so they can see what that person is possibly saying about him/her.
1: "hey joe, what are you doing?"
Joe: "usin the computer"
"open that file, now that one, now that one. what's 'my tax payments 97?"
Joe: "stop second hand snooping me, dammit!"
2: "are you on myspace?"
"yeah, why?"
"search (name of ex). I wanna see what he/she said about me"
"no, i'm not gonna second hand snoop for you. Do it yourself."
Joe: "usin the computer"
"open that file, now that one, now that one. what's 'my tax payments 97?"
Joe: "stop second hand snooping me, dammit!"
2: "are you on myspace?"
"yeah, why?"
"search (name of ex). I wanna see what he/she said about me"
"no, i'm not gonna second hand snoop for you. Do it yourself."
by obamapproved September 11, 2009
Get the second hand snoopmug. When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024
Get the GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!mug. Used in place of 2 seconds, when the task holding you up will take a moment, but your still trying your hardest to be quick.
by Wheretheshowsat June 27, 2025
Get the 11 secondsmug. by Little UnderLord November 25, 2023
Get the Split second cranberry saucemug. a legendary group chat with legendary people in it (specifically @bee.mesned) they hang out all the time and everyone wants to be them. they’re 100% the “cool kids”
i wish i was in saitama’s second punch friend group
my favorite from saitama’s second punch members is for sure @bee.mesned
my favorite from saitama’s second punch members is for sure @bee.mesned
by fangirlofsaitamassecondpunchgc September 11, 2020
Get the saitama’s second punchmug. That's when.
Hym "Nothing can't exist. And you'll do it the second you die. There is simply nowhere else for you to go."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
Get the The second you diemug. Yesterday I put the cannon down on a thick white baddie. When I was done I was definitely having second thots.
by T1212 January 24, 2020
Get the Second Thotsmug.