Sea Tard

A boat operator who is clueless to the rules on safe boating. An inebriated boat captain who puts his crew and boaters around him in peril.
Look at that Sea Tard. He's going to swamp those kayakers.
by Blumpkin'd January 14, 2021
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quick-tarded

Someone who is quick at processing a lot of nonsense.
That quick-tarded dude mistakingly thinks he's the standard of intelligence, but in reality, he's not only unaware, but he is not.
by Billy.G1 January 18, 2020
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f-tard

The f-tard feels no pain, as we taste it (in the sense we mean), and is retard-strong, reducing internal microstate density. The stratification of f-tard order dictates a greater entropy (social degree of disorder) in the surrounding grand scheme. Respect for the "ultimate disabled" is an inversion. Wasted time is what really cripples us, what the time demon, entropy, inhabits and feeds on. The mind is what counts. Conscious awareness is the fourth dimension. Sharing graciously, owing a debt of gratitude for the health we enjoy, the cards we were dealt. I wasn't meant to live.
Fooling with the f-tard is like taking on a midget. You can't win
by Fanwood Watcher February 17, 2020
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F- tard

YOU F- TARD!!!
by F- tard January 08, 2018
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r-tard pride colors

blue and gray, typically in clothing form
“dude that guy literally only wears blue and gray, he doesn’t wear any other colors
yeah i know, those are r-tard pride colors”
by I<3M1Lfz September 07, 2021
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Tard den

Where the special tardlets go to learn
Mr. M went to the tard den with his tard guard to discuss what he will be eating for lunch
by Hahehheb April 25, 2024
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Couche Tard

Person who avoids a work related event
Who wants to work on the roof after the meeting?
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard
by jajaja11122233 September 28, 2023
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