Sneaky Turtle 

The act of surprising one's partner by taking a shit while on the receiving end of a rim job.

Fink was shocked when Termika slipped him the sneaky turtle.

Sneaky Turtle by donutpuncher22 January 5, 2009

Rusty Turtle 

When a girl is taking a shit you eat her out. Reverse of a Blumpkin.

girl is taking a shit you walk in the bathroom and ask her for a rusty turtle and then proceed with the necassary steps

Rusty Turtle by Rusty Turtle March 10, 2010

Pole Turtle 

a. A turtle that can sometimes be seen on top of a tall pole in the Midwest. When you see a turtle on top of a tall pole, you think:

Well, you know it didn't get up there by itself.
It must not know what to do now that it's up there.
And what asshole put it up there in the first place?
b. Can refer to a person similar questions can be applied to.

Tim: Wow, Sara Palin's an idiot.
Alex: Yeah, she's a total pole turtle.

Pole Turtle by Sugarfreepixiestick December 9, 2008

Inferior Turtle 

Derived from the phrase 'awkward turtle'.
Refers to someone who is inferior to another person. The other person is superior to them there the other person is much cooler and more popular.

Do you know Nick? He's such an inferior turtle!" "Yeah especially to Katy, she's so superior

Inferior Turtle by SuperiorTurtle May 31, 2011

The Turtle 

When one decides to crouch to form a turtle like shell and spin in a circle while holding a sword of some sort.

Originated from a TJ Smith live stream of Chivalry.

While defending the king, the knights of Agatha decide to do The Turtle around their king.

The Turtle by Sir Kenneth The Awesome December 14, 2012

flying turtle 

A flying turtle is a turtle that is flying.

I saw a flying turtle in my dream last night.

flying turtle by Qwertyuiopqwertyuiophi March 15, 2016

Penis Turtle 

A neckless "beefcake". A man who is on serious steroids and is built like a brick shit house

You need to lay off the steroids.... You look like a penis turtle.

Penis Turtle by The real life Lana Kane May 25, 2017