gland slam

The act of a male ejaculating down a females throat.

That bitch gagged from that gland slam.

by pbb73 April 15, 2015

Squid slam

When a man takes his enormous cock and swings it as hard as he can against the face of a helpless woman. Resulting in an unconscious, tooth missing, face bleeding, cum covered and demoralized woman. the term dated back to the early settlement days where pilgrims use to conduct this act on Native American woman in longhouses and wigwams. The first male to successfully conduct a "SQUID SLAM" was John smith. Walt Disney was trying to document this act in the movie Pocahontas but the scene was removed to to funding. It was later seen in a three second apperence in the movie SpaceJam and was performed my Micheal Jordan. He then retires a few years shortly after the release of the film.

Dude! Last night I asked my girl if she wanted to spice things up and she said of hell yeah you son of a bitch! .....so I squid slammed her as hard as I could! I then spent the next 9 hours in the ER. Good. The only good thing about it was when I was explaining the story to the nurse she was diggin the Squid Slam and asked if I could show her..... so I did while the old lady was still passed out.

by DE SOTO April 27, 2017

Pull-back ‘n’ Slam

A sex move. The act of pulling your head back and slamming your mouth down on a penis. The head movement acts as a charge followed by fellatio falcon punch. Makes the man spread his seed instantly and horrifically. Caution is advised. If done improperly you can break the mans penis or impale your eye.

Friend 1: Hey, I heard you got the pull-back ‘n’ slam from Karen last night.

Friend 2: YEAH MAN, I’ve never came so hard.

Friend 2: Fuck yea.
*powerfull high five with awkward boners*

by BoyDogManGuy September 21, 2018

bif slam

A fetish that involves having a large woman drop her bif on you as an act of foreplay

"Oh, you like that? How heavy is it? You like it when I bif slam you, don't you?"

by meek105 July 5, 2012

Grand Slam

Term is used to describe the event of when you wake up with major morning wood the size of a Denny's plate full of breakfast awesomeness.

Eric: I woke up on my girlfriend's mom's couch to her whole family staring at my grand slam! Needless to say, they were quite impressed.

by RiddyTX June 17, 2015

Croaker Slam

When four croakers are caught in one calendar day by a single fisherman. These 4 croakers included are White Seabass, Spotfin Croaker, Corbina, & Yellowfin Croaker.

Brian couldn't believe his eyes when he pulled in a white seabass from the surf. He had completed the croaker slam - the first surf fisherman ever to do so!

by btsponge May 25, 2015

Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy

A "Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name"is a kid who randomly tries to get a name but most "kool names" are occupied so they slam the head at the keyboard and get a name
Usually in roblox where their name looks like "gfggfffgfggfffgg" so I call them that

Me seeing a kid user called gfggfffgfggfffgg

Me:ah shit not those Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy man I hate this name

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 5, 2019