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poon

A word with no set meaning, but which has a few widely accepted uses.

Widely accepted uses:
poon:
1. (verb) To defeat, or (in any sense) to dominate someone (often with vulgar undertones)
2. (noun) Someone who pisses you off
3. (verb) To piss someone off
poonie:
4. (noun) Significant other or bromance
1. Peter just pooned his opps.
2. You're such a poon, Phil.
3. You're pooning me off so bad, Adam.
4. Robert is my poonie.
by lilpoonie October 18, 2025
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Poon

A fictional species from the game "ATLYSS" that are a lagomorphic race of forest creatures. Their body features range from those of rabbits to jackalopes, with several available antler options. They can also have other mammalian features, with character creation options allowing for feline and canine characters.
"Im pooning it, Im pooning it"
by bemis development group November 8, 2025
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Polonizing

Giving unwanted advice in terms of aphorisms, like Polonius from "Hamlet". In the play, Polonius gives generic advice to multiple characters, which winds out being terrible every time. The people who do this usually do not follow the advice they dish out. Similar to, but not the same as, being "patronizing" to someone. As a verb, "Polonize".
A: "Remember, a penny saved is a penny earned!"
B: "Dude, you asked me for 5$ last week which you still have not paid back. You have no right to be so polonizing."
by ObsolenceBalthazar November 23, 2025
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Polony

Chicago hosts the biggest Polony in the USA
by Nomadan December 19, 2025
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poopy poon

A vagina that is covered with poop. Enjoyable for sex because it's already pre-lubricated and squishy.
by LuckyDucky November 11, 2008
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re-poon

1)A bitch that has a poon that became a dick, but then became a poon again.

2)A girl who has re-pooned. Or a guy that is re-pooning.
Does that re-poon Alex lick poon or dick?

Yu sucked poon, even before he was re-pooning.
by mizuz poon December 15, 2008
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el poona loones

oh my god let me have sex with her you el poona loones
by james hatch May 8, 2007
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