National Peanut Jar day

April 23rd is National Peanut Jar day. Remember to bow to any Peanut jars seen on that day.

Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!

by MrPeanut’sGhost April 20, 2021

Peanut Butter War God

An overweight and often hairy man, covered in peanut butter, committing a sexual act.

Surveillance cameras captured a peanut butter war god in the main elevator of our hotel.

by Troy1983 March 1, 2018

Peanut slug

Another name for an erect penis.

Hey bud, I'd suckle your Peanut slug for a double cheeseburger combo

by Mountain69 July 2, 2020

Peanut butter glove

Fisting a human with an upset tummy

I put my fist in him so deep that it came out with a peanut butter glove !!

by Gilburt February 4, 2025

Peanut

The poopalazooka religion mascot. Like how American has the bald Eagle, we have a cat named peanut.

All hail Peanut, the Poopalazooka Representative.

by Moonstar116 May 23, 2021

Peanut Butter Leprechaun

The action of covering your feet in peanut butter and smearing it on one’s window.

Someone Peanut Butter Leprechauned John’s house while he was at work!

by Coskea April 27, 2025

hot peanut butter fart

When you eat an excessive amount of peanut butter and you're slightly intolerant. You fart and it comes out like hot smooth peanut butter. None of the poots in-between. Just a whole lot of hot smooth air. And you aren't sure if it left peanut butter in your pants.

Oh man... That was a hot peanut butter fart. I'll be right back.

by Nutterbutterfart March 5, 2020