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Christmas Orange

Typically a Christmas Orange refer to a Chinese Mandarin orange, but may also be Japanese Mandarin orange that becomes a popular buy at Christmastime. Often they are sold in 5 pound boxes full of individually wrapped oranges.

The taste of said oranges is sweet and juicy. They are delicious.
I wish it was Christmas all year round so we could eat more Christmas Oranges.
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crusty orange 

Crusty Orange, aka Donald Trump.

Called Crusty Orange because he is old and has a fake orange tan that sits atop of his wrinkly and blotched skin.
Ugh that Crusty orange is not my president.
crusty orange by Yikesman January 14, 2017

an orange 

a circular object that can go in your mouth but you must peel it before it inserts to your body or else you'll choke and die.. too bad for you...
child: OOH! let me take an orange
mama: No way, ask an adult or grownup to peel it for you!

why?!
because you can get into serious injury...
like what?
you can choke.
what happens if I choke?
Just SHUT UP, sweetie.
pleeease!
DEATH!!
umm... Nevermind, mama... (is confused on the inside)
A stupid but protective person. Procrastinates a lot. A bad influence
Look at that guy, he never studies

Must be an Omang
Omang by Lavende January 27, 2021

dirty oran 

i seen a real 'dirty oran' downtown today
dirty oran by dumblond123 April 21, 2020

Orange Curtain 

Previously the Orange Curtain referred to the border of Orange county and L.A. county but it is getting more commonly known and anything north of the 55 and the 405 freeways. The filth that is LA has reached down into such cities as Garden Grove, Fullerton, Placentia, Yorba Linda, and of course, Santa Ana. South of the curtain (cities such as Huntington Beach, Newport Beach, Mission Viejo, Irvive, etc) life is still nice and crime is low. Many people refuse to even cross this line because it takes weeks to get the stench out of their cars.
South Orange County is so beautiful and has just about everything but sometimes you just gotta cross the Orange Curtain to find a really seedy strip joint.

Orange Peel 

The act of vigorously masterbating with orange pumice hand soap.
Jimmy tried to remove his genital warts with an Orange Peel.
Orange Peel by ForestryForeman November 25, 2011