dick boating

Dick Boating (v) The act of burying one's face in some dudes crotch and blowing raspberries on his junk.

SEE ALSO: Outboard Canoe
"Dude, Jenny went Dick Boating with me last night and it was AWESOME!"
by SailorDick February 07, 2014
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capt boats

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into another mans asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.
Capt boats - Slurp slurp, the seas are a wavy today boy
by Shwiggityshwoo June 13, 2023
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Road Boat

An American luxury car from either the 60’s or 70’s with no power and no handling whatsover
- has to have a humongous v8 with like 150 hp
- leans in every corner like it’s a 50 tonne freighter
Hey wanna go for a spin in my cadillac?
No man that thing rides like a road boat.
by Dat_slav February 20, 2019
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Boat Nazis

In the States, the US Coast Guard; a loose collection of brain-dead automatons dressed in Air Force uniforms with different ranks and rates, who occasionally ride around in government-owned boats, ships and planes writing tickets for not having enough life preservers or a first aid kit, but who do nothing when the County Commission's charter boat is dragging anchor on hard bottom and tearing up the reef.

Outside the States, various national coastal defense forces tasked with maritime safety and law enforcement.
'Dude, I got pictures of that snorkel boat draggin' anchor on Cheeca Rock!'

Man, you should put 'em on a thumb drive and give it to the Coast Guard!

'The Boat Nazis? Gimme a break, dude; they won't do a thing.'
by Cpt. Steve August 18, 2012
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whiffle boat

The idea, person or item that does not make sense. Something that is counterintuitive. In basic terms a boat should not have holes, a whiffle ball does.
Beth's idea to offer bacon bits on the kosher corned beef and rye is jacked up like a whiffle boat.
by Davewd April 10, 2008
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build a boat for treasure

A currency used for sliding an entire yacht boat up a pussy (Very Dangerous, Might be transmittable)
hey bro wanna play build a boat for treasure on roblox?

WHAT THE FUCK
by MeezyPlayz February 10, 2024
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grassy bottom boat

When you take your penis and testicles and put them on top of a clear glass table with someone underneath to see it in all its glory
I’m gonna show you my grassy bottom boat
by ItzPaulTheAsshole April 01, 2022
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