Number1 

An Awesome guy, a men amongst men. The kind of guy that has ladies frothing at the gash. Titled number 1 because hes the best ride a girl could have. Her number1.

That Jay, he fucked me six ways from Sunday he's my number1.

He is an awesome guy, a real number1.

My gash has never taken a pounding like that before, a true number 1.

Number1 by Number1guy April 24, 2009

nubbers 

breasts

she has a fine pair of nubbers

nubbers by ian gregory July 21, 2003

nummerful 

used to describe something that tastes good. like nummers or yummy.

mmmm this is nummerful!

nummerful by xtina April 5, 2004

"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus

The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.

So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.

The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.

So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.

His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.

"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus by MaverickGFX(Michael O). April 3, 2008

rookie numbers 

GrayStillPlays definition of low numbers

20 you know what we call this rookie numbers god damn it

rookie numbers by GrayStillPlays October 11, 2020

Numero Dos

When somone has to take a raging shit very quickly or else they will explode in their pants.

Hence the saying "numero dos andele!"

- Stated by Nick Swardson's character Jeff in the 2006 comedy film Grandma's Boy.

- Geez, I've got to take a righteous dump. Numero dos!

Numero Dos by Jacktheripper199555 January 2, 2012

nummer 

1. When you rub cocaine on your gums.

2. When you sniff only a small amount of cocaine.

I just did a phat line, now i'll use the left over dust for a nummer.

i've done a lot of coca, for now i think i'll just do a nummer.

nummer by Red Dog August 28, 2005