by gob shite May 23, 2005
Get the metal fencemug. deriving from the defintions of spiritual blackness and heavy metal music, black metal is evil, anti-Light, lyrics sang and/or shouted over neo-classical nordic and islandic music played by a band of musicians that contains guitars, bass, drums, keyboards/synthesizers, and many other various orchestra instruments. it's origin is unknown. also referred to as viking metal or ice metal.
by mhb January 13, 2004
Get the black metalmug. Complicated, intense, fast-paced instrumentals. Often accompanied, but not always, with references to death and satan, probably to give the band an excuse to use some really good sounding guitar riff they heard somewhere. Some people can't tell one death metal song from another, but they probably rarely ever listen to it.
"No one cares about your opinions on music"
- Editor of Boing Boing magazine
Stop using your opinions as definitions!
- Editor of Boing Boing magazine
Stop using your opinions as definitions!
by Dead Man Talking September 11, 2003
Get the death metalmug. a sad excuse for metal music makes people believe that all metal is screaming and people who wear too much black and want to cut your head off. Take the devil sign to extreme and actually worship the devil will usually have odd hair and odd faces
anything that sucks and screams alot like deatttttttttttthhhhhh is on the way YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Dusty Cherr December 12, 2004
Get the Death Metalmug. The most irritating genre of metal to ever grace this planet. The bands steal from Iron Maiden's and Dio's catalog and add cheesy Lord of the Rings and other fantasy bullshit to their music. The music consists of a bunch of repetitive power chords, some guy who does a shitty job at falsetto vocals and sounds like he's getting raped in the ass, and a bunch of other transvesdites. Possibly the most hated genre along with nu-metal, metalcore, and emocore.
by Manowar sucks October 30, 2006
Get the power metalmug. The devil's music! By the power of the Lord our God and all his followers we will banish this... Heavy metal, this breed of horrid dissonance! In it's place we will put in significant, more family oriented heavy metal and rock bands, such as the John Coltrane Trio, or Smashmouth! Thank God that bands such as Iron Maiden or Slayer have been banished forever and will never see the light of day again. At least this new metal (nu metal for some of you more trendy followers) and emo have taken over the genre in the eyes of the public, and that those who watch MTV will not be affected. However, there is still a population of those who still listen to this horrid music, so we must be strong and have faith. THE END IS NEAR, REPENT, REPENT, AND FOR GOD'S SAKES DON'T GROW YOUR HAIR OUT.
"Satan is among us! My son Stan started listening to Black Sabbath, a heavy metal band! What do I do?"
"You have to burn his CDs and shirts in a giant pyre, then lure him out with his computer and get him to jump in."
"Good idea, Sue!"
"You have to burn his CDs and shirts in a giant pyre, then lure him out with his computer and get him to jump in."
"Good idea, Sue!"
by Reverend Awesome August 8, 2006
Get the Heavy metalmug. 1. Death Metal is a sub genre of Metal in which the Vocals talk about death or disgusting things. Death Metal involves a grunting vocalist, heavy distorted guitars, low end base, and simple and fast drums; double-bass,snare,high-hat.
1.Hey!, did you here that Death Metal Band Cannible Corpse? That song I Cum Blood is Awesome!
2. Iron Maidoen isnt death metal, they are cock rock.
2. Iron Maidoen isnt death metal, they are cock rock.
by Anonymous June 23, 2003
Get the Death Metalmug.