Welcome to Fudge Mountain

The line you mutter after walking out of a Poopy Fortress

*walks out of poopy fortress* *says happily: "Welcome to Fudge Mountain!"*

by Gunther Benson November 3, 2019

Mountain Scooting

Riding a high powered off-road electric scooter on mountain bike trails

Mountain scooting is way more fun than mountain biking

by mry7 November 30, 2020

Frosted mountain top

When you sprinkle cocaine onto nipples, then put your nostril over said nipple’s and then inhale.

“Hey bro, how was the stag do last night?”
“Mate it was wild, the stripper let me do a frosted mountain top”

by Wild W January 11, 2021

Mountain Scriking

When you out on you're bikes and all you do is cry and moan.

Hey look at josh at the back pushing his bike.. he must be mountain scriking.

by Jbleasey January 21, 2021

Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt

People of a high-status should never downgrade themselves to the same tactics that lowlifes do; which includes but, not limited to trash-talk, mudslinging, rumor spreading, gossiping, slandering, lying etc.

Ronald Reagan always believed Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt and that's why he never ran on a slander campaign.

by EmJayee February 9, 2021

Rocky mountain raw dog

When you need to poop after eating a heavy corn-based diet and someone fucks you in the ass

Anyone up for the rocky mountain raw dog party after the corn festival?

by MandyTheMost February 14, 2021

Mountains

A large, almost mystical land mass, which appears all over the globe. Some are tall, some are small, but all are beautiful.

Look at the mountains.

by anonymous February 17, 2021