Muffed

To be squeezed by a girls thighs while eating her muffin and her pubes are tickling your nostrils.

I want to be muffed between my girls thighs.

by GG.6969 February 16, 2026

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Muffalo

Vagina that is larger than a camel toe or mooseknuckle with oversize labia.

I was watching a porno and this woman had a gaping Muffalo

by Psychicdragon April 26, 2025

Muffed

Verb: the action of a cat making muffins on a person, place, or thing.

1) My cat muffed me last night!

2) I walked in and it was clear my cat had muffed the blanket.

by MachineMan1234 May 8, 2025

Muff Punch

Two furry beavers slapping against one another in a vigorus motion.

I woke up to my friend Maya asking her, "What are you doing?" She said, "Im just muff punching you." I stated, "Your pubes are rubbing against me."

by anonymous June 23, 2025

Muff Blasting

The female equivalent of Manspreading. The act of sitting with one's legs wide open, particularly while wearing a dress or skirt, so that the "muff" (crude term for a woman's genitals) is open to the air or "blasting" the room.

"Did you see how Marie was sitting earlier? She was totally Muff Blasting the whole room."

by RyeDomaine June 24, 2025

Muff Blumpkin

When one puts their mouth on a muffler of a gas powered vehicle. Than proceeds to crap out their anus.

Ian had a hard day at work. When returning home before shutting off the car he stripped down and got down on all fours. Than proceeded to give his car a muff blumpkin.

by Voltawolf77 August 16, 2025