lemonfaced

an akward smile in a candid picture on facebook.

"oh man, Tyler got lemonfaced in that picture Sadie put on facebook"
"So did you.."

by sillyme13488 August 31, 2012

Lemon

Code word for Lorazapam; an anti-anxiety prescription drug.

Work was so stressful today I had to take a lemon to keep from having a panic attack.

by Kaitya June 15, 2012

Lemon

A fruit mainly used as an instrument. Also used in One Direction.

"Did you hear that lemon?"
"That was my wife"

by Randomizle January 9, 2015

LemonDad

A dad who squeezes lemon on your chest.

God, you're such a lemondad.

by WobbleChomp September 8, 2016

Lemon Meringue Pie

When a guy cums and pees in a girls ass.

"I had to pee during sex so I just lemon meringue pied her ass"

by Lobro March 15, 2017

lemon ice pop

A cold object in which a male fills a condom with urine, and freezes it so to give off the appearance of a yellow/lemon ice pop. It is generally as a dildo.

Hi Richard! Can I have a lemon ice pop. Make it extra cold please.

by Mr.Queefalot December 27, 2017

Lemon ice tea

When you take a piss and then a shit, the shit will take the yellowness from the piss and turn it brown making it look like lemon ice tea.

Gee I really needed to take a piss, and then shit came out as well which made the toilet water look like lemon ice tea.

by CunnyFunt98 June 8, 2018