john houser

A man of true strength, masculine as hell but has a the most miniscule shlong on this earth. Cock gobbler of some sort
Ryan- hey john what's up?!

John- in gonna go lift and then jerk my dog! I'm such a john houser
by Rhunt November 20, 2015
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John Barem

its is a common phrase that can be found in the broadmeadows suburb of melbourne australia
john barem means that some one is of lower intelegence and would be considered a "downie"
bro that guys a john barem wallla
by WALLA6969 September 30, 2020
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John Snowjob

When she gives you an unexpected blowjob during Game of Thrones and John Snow happens to be on the screen.
Last night she gave me a John snowjob.
by loloololololol August 15, 2017
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John Edwards

John Edwards dogged the boys.
by baldbenshapiro November 28, 2018
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Mr. John

The most romantic man in any conceivable universe. The kind of guy you can’t get enough of, because he’s so hilarious, and generous, and reassuring, and makes you feel great about yourself. He has a way of turning every situation into something positive. If you can win this man’s heart, you are incredibly lucky.
I love you, Mr. John.
by AmatoTheBeloved February 15, 2020
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John Nintendo

The personification of the Nintendo video game company. This imagined individual is solely responsible for all decisions made by the company, and can thus be targeted for any grievances in the larger gaming community.

The term appears to originate from content creation collective Vinesauce -- the founder, Vinny's, channel specifically.
"I can't believe John Nintendo is charging seventy dollars for a Gamecube port."
by lyricalllama June 17, 2023
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John Jones

THE SEXY-IST MAN ALIVE -Yako-li
That dude over there is a John Jones
by yako-li March 25, 2021
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