Noodle ho.

A female/male person who you talk to only for the sake of noods without any desire for personal contact

Ian wants to get these nudes from Clarice but thinks her face is ugly, so he refers to her as a noodle ho.

by ianlikesbigballs June 6, 2018

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Ho-Garden

A total Douche bag who likes to talk crap about women he has slept with.

Bryan totally just Ho-Garden on that girl he left the bar with last night, Said she was a lame fish, even though he has a small penis.

by Bitch-on-wheels July 28, 2011

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ho wood

1. the erectile response a male experiances upon being aroused by a prostitute

2. the sign for Hollywood Video in Salem, OR, next to the red robin

1. I got a ho wood at my bachelor party

2. Dude, let's go to ho wood and rent Titanic

by carmen novenchilagasvie February 5, 2009

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sketcha ho

The act of being "sketcha" or "sketch"...typically by a female.

A shady bitchslut.

"Man that young lady over there is flirting with those other men...doesn't she have a boyfriend?"

"YEah, I'M her boyfriend..what a sketcha ho..looks like i'll go back to my other 6 bitches."

"I wanna be a sketcha ho when I grow up!"

by fayefaye July 19, 2005

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zumba ho

A woman who crushes on the instructor as thinks they have a “special” relationship

“Who’s that girl always jumping up front with your man and tryin to talk to him after class?”
“Girl, she’s just one a his Zumba hos, she ain’t nothin”

by Workerbee058 September 14, 2018

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