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Pity friend 

A friend that only hangs with you if you are sad or depressed they pity you. They don't actually care about you.
Shania only hangs with Laquisha when she's sad. What a pity friend.
Pity friend by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Fake Friend

Someone who you think is your friend but is really a shady ass hoe.
J.P. is such a fake friend to Katherine. He only hangs out with her unless he has nothing to do.
Fake Friend by LaQuīsha September 19, 2017

fair weather friend 

A friend who only associates with you when they have nothing better to do. Someone who may only stick around in exciting situations but when times are somewhat boring, leave your side.
A fair weather friend would act like they want to hang out but never invite you to do anything and if you invite them to do something they will only do it if they cant find something better.

quarter friend 

1. A person that is there for others as a friend during tough times, crisis, and turmoil when others are not.

2. Someone others can count on to be an honest, loyal, reliable, and supportive friend.

3. When a person needs a friend and has nothing more than a quarter (coin) in their pocket, a "quarter friend" is the one they call.

4. The term is used in the song Quarter from Fuel's 2003 album Natural Selection.
Liz's friend moved away and won't speak to her anymore. Michael is there for her as a quarter friend to listen and empathize as she copes with the pain and sadness.
quarter friend by silvertip257 August 25, 2013

Arch-Ex-Friend 

A person who was once someone's closest friend, but who became their worst enemy.
The pain received from having the worst enemy is worse, because of the painful loss of a friend.
Both parties usually become bitter and obsessive.
Josh: What? Why aren't you with Sara? You're always with her!
Jade: Oh, she's my Arch-Ex-Friend now. Haven't you seen her bitter attacks on Facebook?
Arch-Ex-Friend by Reformed August 13, 2010

Fake Work Friend

Someone who talks to you and acts like they're your good friend in the workplace but has nothing to do with you after hours...
Jairus never invites me to the movies because I'm his fake work friend (fwf).