uptown friday

After fisting a guy/girl in the ass you pull your hand out and wipe it down their chest like a tie.

After fisting him he reached up and wiped his hand down his chest therfore looking like he was wearing a tie and ready to go uptown on a friday night and that's an "uptown friday"

by prettykittykat March 6, 2010

Foreskin Friday

The national weekly holiday dedicated to the consumption of

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We all gather around the tree of many etnicities scabs and sing songs to Nat clause, the "Santa" of the holiday. He then pays everyone back with a bottle of gatorade with ice cubes made by his own spit

Holy crap bro, Foreskin Friday is next week and we didnt prepare!?

by IssaMysteryy March 5, 2019

frid dog

a man who can never get laid even if he tried. HATES EVERYONE

Man Frid Dog boned us for a formation that doesn't even exist!

by IHTFP December 9, 2003

Fraidmeister

One who regularly engages in the act of the consumption, and passing of food (usually tacos) that has had a penis inside of it.

"Yo where's are 3rd guy at for the squad?"
"He's in the toilet still. You know how Fraidmeisters are."

by JackAdamsBthatKnockin September 18, 2018

Brack Friday Bunduru

To take a nasty shit, or to take a long shit.

I'll be right back I have to take a Black Friday Bunduru.
Dude I dropped the biggest Brack Friday Bunduru last night.
Hey wheres your toilet, because I have to drop a Brack Friday Bunduru.

by Brackthursdayunduru November 29, 2013

tank top friday

The most gay holiday that could ever be created.
Also, any person that is stupid enough to celebrate this holiday should be segregated from everyone else, because this holiday can be known to cause gayness in others around you

"Hey, you heard about those gay kids from Harbor?"
"Oh yeah,I heard they celebrated Tank Top Friday last week

by I love Chode May 23, 2008

Friday Virus

where on fridays you get so lazy you can't type or speak right

Dude: agehy i fackin goat thea fariday vaioarus....
Girl: ....... you mean the friday virus?
Dude: someithiang laiskea taddtat

by Khaiifus October 6, 2006