Wetting-Down

1. Uniformed personnel spending preposterous amounts of money to celebrate a promotion; usually out of a slavish sense of obligation to tradition. 2. A Finical asteroid strike which ironically heralds the presumed increase in wealth and generally an outsized increase in responsibility. 3. A celebration of a shiny new object on your uniform.

Enlisted person 1: “Where are all the other officers today?”
Enlisted person 2: “Hospital.”
Enlisted person 1: “Why?”
Enlisted person 1 “Lieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydration”
Enlisted person 1: “What happened?”
Enlisted person 2 “Wetting-Down.”

by Worst of the best August 28, 2019

Down Pound

A fist pound with your thumbs down.

“Down Pound It”

We were both wrong so we gave each other the down pound.

by Laleph September 10, 2019

Down to the brain

Totally and up right crazzyyy like minion bob

Why are you hitting her with a rock “DOWN TO THE BRAIN”

by Kalie is down to the brain April 26, 2020

Down Scrotum

When you’re roasting the squeaker with the boys on xbox

“I swear this lil mofo got down scrotum.”

by SaintSesame November 20, 2020

Handie Down

When your girlfriend's older sister gives u a hand job.

..."I was at Julie's last night and got a handie down from Rebecca..."

by Ron VaShon August 25, 2020

down the road

A phrase, often used in rural dialect, that lets people know your not from the city but from a suburban or rural area relative to your current urban location.

I was born in Atlanta but raised down the road.

by WhoGotTheKeys September 17, 2020

Broing Down

Chilling with some bros and just having a good time; usually before an event or occasion

Broing down tonight would be sick, since we leave for our vacation tomorrow.

by brockison September 5, 2017