Angels sang out in immaculate chorus, down from the heavens, decended Chuck Norris, who delivered a kick which could shatter bones, into the crotch of indiana jones, who fell over on the ground writhing in pain, as batman changed back into bruce wayne, but Chuck saw through his clever disquise, and he crushed batmans head, inbetween his thighs...

Chuck Norris From

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny-

Lemon Demons

Chuck Norris by Omega Battle Creator April 13, 2006

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chucking da duece

After you give a girl a clevland steemer, she grabs grabs da deuce and chucks it at you,but by that time all she hits is the door.

After I gave that Biatch a clevland steemer, she went crazy and started chucking da duece.

chucking da duece by chuckaduck June 1, 2005

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Chuck-a-palooza

"Parties" at Chuck's house consisting of few people, usually shit pigs. These consist of annoying the crap out of Chuck.

Who wants to go to Chuck-a-palooza and shove boots in Chuck's freezer?

Chuck-a-palooza by Chuck sucks December 23, 2004

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nun chucking

When a guy will not have sex with you because you have your period, you pull out your tampon and use it as a nun chuck on him making sure to get blood on him!

It was that time of the month for me and my guy refused to down on me so I was like bitch "we don't superman nor spider man no more we just nun chucking that hoe!"

nun chucking by Nedned December 4, 2007

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