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Cleveland Steamboat

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer. A guy squats down over a girls chest and defecates a huge steaming turd between her breasts. The man then "motorboats" the woman's breasts by moving his face back and forth between them and making a motor-like noise with his mouth, thus creating the Cleveland Steamboat.
"I was wondering why Mike's breath smelled shitty when he came home this morning..."
"Oh you didn't hear? He gave Caroline a Cleveland Steamboat and still had some shit on his chin!"
by D squeezie April 21, 2007
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Cleaving the llama

Is an euphemism for the act of shaving one's own pubic hair.
Well, Dotty, after I get done cleaving the llama, we'll have sex.
by Your Rock God September 25, 2007
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cleaned out

When someone eats out a dirty pussy and after he/she is done it doesn't smell so bad.
"I haven't washed my vagina in a month"

-"Isn't that kind of unsanitary?"

"Naw, I get cleaned out by my boyfriend every day"
by TrollandtheBarbarian July 3, 2014
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cleaverless

1- Literally: Without a cleaver; lacking a cleaver
Just as the serial killer was about to hack his victim to pieces he realized he left an important tool of the trade at home on the kitchen counter; he found himself cleaverless on a working night.
by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007
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Cleaven

It is when to people are boyfriend and girlfriend and they do not like to talk about it and do not like to been seen with each other
Stop acting so cleaven and kiss
by Thedeckofcards April 20, 2017
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Claved

The act of getting the claves (latin percussion instrument) clave taken away from you. Usually because you are playing them when you are not supposed to be.
Mrs. Conway: "Everybody stop playing, Graham, does this song call for claves? I didnt think so. Give me those."

He has just been claved
by davidhasselhoff73 November 12, 2009
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Cleveland Handpress

When someone goes to a public restroom and puts their hand on the wall while using the restroom and spreads their feel past shoulder width apart.
When I went to the restroom, I had to use the Cleveland handpress since I was so drunk.
by seunsmore April 3, 2011
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