by Mr Eggs April 15, 2019
Get the Up Chuck mug.Chuck runs the 711 at the gas station. He’s your typical 40 year old guy from Nebraska. Balding, loves wearing his lucky hat, and drives a Chevy truck from 1981. Chuck is your good friend you know pretty well and is the best guy in the world to drink a couple Budweiser’s with at the bar.
“Hey Chuck. What brings you back here?”
“Welp, I just busted a gasket on the old Chevy and I came to get a cold one before I fix it tomorrow.”
“Welp, I just busted a gasket on the old Chevy and I came to get a cold one before I fix it tomorrow.”
by Senketsu April 17, 2019
Get the Chuck mug.That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.
by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019
Get the The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris mug.Someone: look out the window it’s fuckin Chuck Rose
Someone else: oh shit, fuckin right buddy I wanna be just like him!
Someone else: oh shit, fuckin right buddy I wanna be just like him!
by Chandlabuddy February 20, 2019
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Get the Chucking twos mug.Person 1: I ate at Chuck E. Cheese yesterday and my pizza looked and tasted different.
Person 2: ”It’s most likely recycled”
Person 1: Damm
Person 2: ”It’s most likely recycled”
Person 1: Damm
by TM AIGHT March 2, 2019
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