chinese wedgie

A front butt wedgie for the ladies.

D: Wow I have a wedgie!
M: Not as bad as a chinese wedgie

by Shmakota Big Nuts February 2, 2024

Walnut in chinese

Hu tao is how to say walnut in chinese. But its also Hu Tao (Chinese: 胡桃 Hú Táo) is a playable Pyro character in Genshin Impact.

Hu Tao's antics and eccentricity belies her role as the 77th Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor and her talent as a poet. Nevertheless, she treats the parlor's operations with utmost importance, and holds funeral ceremonies with the highest dignity and solemnity.

Xiao is better than hu tao because her name means walnut in Chinese. Pull for xiao instead.

by XiaoAteSnow April 12, 2023

Chinese finger trap

To put on index finger in a woman’s vagina, and the other one in her butthole.

I can’t believe she tricked me into a Chinese finger trap. Probably gonna have to marry her now

by The world’s tallest midget April 15, 2023

Chinese bullet train

An act of sex which often incurs two large breasted Asian women punching each testicle as one does with a speedbag in boxing

Bob: Hey Jim! I heard the Chinese Bullet Train you had last night was a wild time

Jim: Yeah for sure

by Brontar April 18, 2023

Chinese b&e

A form of break and enter in to a home when blind folder, the aim of the game Is to steal as many items as possible from the home while not taking ur blind fold off.

Person 1: Fuck mane I’m broke again

Person 2: Don’t worry I got u I been into Chinese b&e

by Masticspastic April 22, 2023

chinese lime

squeezing a lime in ur penis then participating in sex

wow look at him he’s doing the chinese lime

by jeruseleim May 6, 2023

Chinese Liberal

Someone who wants to live in a communist state but rejects calling it communism. This person wants everyone else to be forced to do all the work and do no work themselves.

Jon is upset because he doesn't want to do anything and wants everyone else to be forced to pull their own weight. Jon is a chinese liberal.

by saralipsy November 29, 2023