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Chuck Shaw

Chuck Shaw (pronounced Ceee-Shaw, sort of like a Seesaw, and not like Nigk, pronounced like nig, (pause) the "Ck"sound).

Cee-Shaw is your typical Steelers fan- dejected, sad, pitiful, lonely, still holding on to the glory days- you know the type..., Anyways Cee-Shaw mostly is a giggler, chuckler, but sometimes laughs the Muttley Laugh. Cee-Shaw is not related to Ceelo Greene, but is just as gangsta. Cee-Shaw doesn't always use his sick-nasty accounting skills, but when he does, he drinks Dos Equis. Cee-Shaw, when not being a legitimate bad ass will sometimes go by Chuck, Chuggles, or ChuckMcChuckster. When being Chuck, he will walk right past you while your studying and give you the three finger "hey" sign, but he stays silent. Chuck formally had the Guinness Book of World record for the squeakiest shoes in our solar system, but he traded them in for some new sweet kicks. When you hear a squeak that you can't explain, it is probably Chuck getting his squeak on with his old squeaky shoes. Chuck is also from the good old state of TreeHuggerLand, AKA Oregon. When he was seven years old he graduated from college and is now the youngest member of the coolest law school study group on the planet (also a Guinness record). When not being clever, or witty, chuck tries to make urban dictionary definitions that ultimately super lame compared to this one. Oh snap.
How much wood, would a wood Chuck Shaw Chuck, if a Wood Chuck could Chuck wood? Chuck would Chuck, as much wood, as a wood Chuck could chuck would.

Have you been to GranolaLand? Yes it was very Chuck Shaw.

Do you enjoy drinking a tall glass of Chuck Shaw? No.

How do you make a Chuck Shaw Laugh? Shit.
by TheGreatRedJarens October 15, 2013
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Chuck Grasslighting

when Chuck Grassley lies, which is constantly
Glenn Kirschner was on with Stephanie Miller and mentioned all the nonsense coming from mobbed-up Pam Bondi’s senate hearing. Glenn said “the Chuck Grasslighting was out of control.” but none of it matters because republicans lie like rugs every fucking day and everybody yawned.
by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2025
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Josh Chucked

Getting Josh Chucked is the act of your electronic device(s) suddenly no longer being able to charge. This is most likely due to the pins in the port mysteriously getting bent with no explanation.
Leela's speaker is no longer able to charge because it got Josh Chucked.
by oH nOO sHe BRoKe August 15, 2019
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Chuck Norris'd

when someone asks if something is something and the word sounds like Norris
you will then awnser back "it is Norris" then yell "YOU JUST GOT CHUCK NORRIS'D!"
Twat : sir, does that say nourished
You : no, it says Norris
Everybody including you : YOU JUST GOT CHUCK NORRIS'D
by Hazza_Slack January 23, 2015
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Chucking a lanky

Moving spaghetti legs so fast and in random direction that direction of movement or stance is impossible to make sense off.
Chucking a lanky is unpredictable lanky movement by some one lanky. What's that lanky cunt doing? Dunno bro. He chucked a lanky ayy. Really again? Yea.
by Mr spaghetti legs February 9, 2022
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chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.
1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess
by turtle-paws March 15, 2012
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chucking a 'c'

When some person who thinks they're smart gets all sad and depressed coz they didn't get into some nerd thing.
Connie: Oh no! Boo Hoo! I didn't get into prize-giving!
Liz: Shes chucking a 'c' again!
by alecsia December 7, 2006
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