When one who has had so much caffeine that they have become extremely intoxicated with the energizing substance and are left to be peeled off the ceiling with a spatula.
Person A: Holy shit, B, you're really caffeine toxic... I'll go get the spatula
Person B: *Stuck to ceiling*
Person B: *Stuck to ceiling*
by Stabby91 July 7, 2005
Get the caffeine toxic mug.When you diarrhea in your sexual partner's vagina/anus, use it as lubricant, jizz in their saggy hole, then French-kiss the mixture.
Known as a Kentucky Hot Cocoa when doing it to children.
Known as a Kentucky Hot Cocoa when doing it to children.
by Fuckhands McMike December 14, 2016
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This is when you shave off your own as well as your sexual partners pubic hair and then proceed to shave off one of your partners eyebrows. Next, you jizz where the shaved eyebrow once was. And finally, you take those shaved off pubes and sprinkle them onto the same spot you just came. The goal is to make it look like the eyebrow was never shaved off
Person 1: Yo I just mugged this bitch last night
Person 2: Really you mugged her? Like robbed her?!
Person 1: No way man! I fire fighters coffee mugged her!
Person 2: Oh sweet! :D
Person 2: Really you mugged her? Like robbed her?!
Person 1: No way man! I fire fighters coffee mugged her!
Person 2: Oh sweet! :D
by jerry harrus October 31, 2013
Get the Fire Fighters Coffee Mug mug.A special type of coffee that claims to have vanilla in it but has no trace of it at all. The process of making it usually includes a man eating a lot of vanilla, then taking a dump in a cup. Afterwards he melts the feces in hot water. This way the beverage gets the coffee look and the vanilla smell from the mans dump. The drink usually entices young girls with the scent of the mans dump.
Dispenser: WARNING: DRINKING COFFEE VANILLE IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS AND CAN KILL YOU.
Young woman: But the smell is so appealing! I must have some!
Young woman: But the smell is so appealing! I must have some!
by Hot chocolateman September 9, 2011
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Me: Wanna go grab some coffee?
Friend: *looks around and sees the girl* Hell yeah, I want some coffee.
Me: Wanna go grab some coffee?
Friend: *looks around and sees the girl* Hell yeah, I want some coffee.
by adeicerca4rd May 25, 2011
Get the Coffee mug.A discreet euphemism for sexual activities exclusively between English speaking Asian people.
Note: If activities are homosexual in any way then nuts must be mentioned, commonly walnuts.
Note: If activities are homosexual in any way then nuts must be mentioned, commonly walnuts.
C: I'm just going off for a bit of coffee cake.
T: Alright! Bring us back a piece.
C: Don't tell anyone, but I fancy a bit of coffee cake with walnuts.
T: There's no shame in having nuts in your butter-cream.
T: Alright! Bring us back a piece.
C: Don't tell anyone, but I fancy a bit of coffee cake with walnuts.
T: There's no shame in having nuts in your butter-cream.
by Cheeseandmarmite2013 August 20, 2013
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