Afterhol

The feeling you get after excessive that makes you shake.

Bro, I had the worst afterhol this morning. My whole body was shaking.

by DJ Ango May 19, 2019

Aftermornoon

A pleasant way of greeting your friend first thing in the morning...when it's the afternoon. Perhaps they stayed up studying, getting fucked up, having sex, binging movies, or even talking on the phone, but regardless of what the reason was, they woke up late. Don't want to say afternoon because that's just something you dont say to someone who has slept in; atermornoon is the perfect word.

Ashleigh - *1:26 pm* "I woke up before 2 pm, so suck it!"

Kevin - "Still can't say goodmorning so I don't see a difference."
.....
Kevin - "Good aftermornoon :)"

Ashleigh - "Good aftermornoon -_-"

by MarshallCuck May 27, 2019

Afternoon

Period of the day starting immediately after noon and ending approximately at 6:00 p.m. The period following afternoon is called " evening ".

A: " Do you have plans for this afternoon? "

B: " Yes, I'm going to the pub at 5:00 p.m. with my friends just after class. Want to come?"

A : " Sorry I can't, I'm going to the restaurant with my girlfriend this evening at 7.p.m. "

B (looking his watch, reads 12:01 p.m.) : " That's fine! Good afternoon! "

by abanzai May 28, 2019

After Jack

The smell of a mans dick/hand after they are done masturbating with spit

"You need to wash your hands man they reek of After Jack"

by T0RP3NI$ March 27, 2019

Aftermorning

A rancid smell that forms in a prostitutes mouth after sucking off “John’s” from the previous night.

Example 1: Pimp: “Hoe, why you ain’t out on my corner”

Hooker: “Because Daddy, the last John I was with left me a horrible case of Aftermorning in my mouth

Example 2: Spelling bee contest*

Judge: The word is, AFTERMORNING

Child: Can you use it in a sentence?

Judge: The dirty hooker had AFTERMORNING breath, after a long night of hooking.

Child:

A-F-T-E-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G

Judge: That is correct!

Crowd Applause*

by Moonchilddd March 31, 2019

Aftertizer

A delicious treat post meal. Or, a fun but brief sex act after a more substantial engagement.

We had LUNCH and a pretty dirty aftertizer.
I wanted steak, but those Brussel Sprouts were a sick aftertizer!

by Weeds mc April 13, 2019

aftertizer

Snacks belatedly consumed after dinner instead of before, often if a favorite appetizer was overlooked
Often occurs because 1) a delicious appetizer was unnoticed until later; or 2)the entree was unsatisfying in quality, quantity, or both.

"Ooo, cocktail shrimp! I'm having an aftertizer."

by WillaCather April 14, 2019